I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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