What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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