My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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