Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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