i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
