I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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