love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
There's a naked man in my car right now.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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