3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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