It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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