wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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