so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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