hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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