dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i just google imaged poop.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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