Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
