I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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