Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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