So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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