Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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