Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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