...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Blood and glitter go together right?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
These tits shall not be calmed
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Randomize
