I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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