Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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