Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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