At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
no, he came in my armpit
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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