This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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