We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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