If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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