I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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