After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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