"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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