Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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