Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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