Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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