Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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