absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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