Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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