Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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