margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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