Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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