i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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