I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Semen is not good for contacts.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
i think im in europe. pls send help
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