is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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