Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Dicks are not precious.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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