Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
