woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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