Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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