Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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