Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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