i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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