fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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