so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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