After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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