Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Mom said you looked used
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
