remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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